We see this sign every time we come home from the ball park, and we laugh each time we see it. I guess it discourages company. Hmmm... maybe I should get one...

This one we also saw on our way home from the ball park. Unfortunately, Ike destroyed it.

Finally! When you find yourself short a deckhand or two before you go off pillaging, there's a place that meets all your pirating needs:

Well, are you??

Thanks for the warning... RUN!!!!